As old

A couple of old men listened attentively to a priest on the radio:"Brothers, if someone has a problem, put your hand in place of the body that is sick and now I will pray for your healing ...''The old man puts his hand lightly on the head, the old to see it tells you:- Forget it. The pastor is saying that will cure the living and not raise the dead ...

Love alcohol

A drunk was staggering down a steep slope firmly grasping a bottle of wine, when suddenly stumbles and has to roll downhill. Arriving at the end of the slope it rises through fingering is worried when he discovers that his shirt is wet and says - I hope it is blood.

Patience

Q: What is the height of patience?
A: Watch a Formula 1 race in slow motion.

Popanças

A miser tells the pastry: - Put two candles on the cake. My daughter is three years .- I mean three candles, not - no, two is enough ... the girl can not count.

You must pay allIn a restaurant:

- What do you want? - Bring me, please, half bowl of soup, half dose of feijoada, half a glass of wine, half a loaf and half ... account.

Hens teem teeth?

-You know how to see if a chicken is new or old? - Yes, with the teeth .- With the teeth? But chickens have no teeth! - But we have!